Well, this is it! The 3rd and arguably the best edition of the Enquirer is here! This time it's 5 pages instead of just 3! Yes, here it is, the new edition. It's all here - well not all I wanted to put in, but all I had time for. And if you hadn't noticed by now, I am simply typing this crap for filler because I had this big blank space and no time to create any more hilarious stories for this edition - the one you're looking at now.
Thanks for reading and I hope your enjoyment is directly proportionate to the effort I put into it. Have fun and always remember that if any bit of this publication is personally offensive to you, pleae send me an email.