DPC Enquirer Journalism Credentials and Awards

So you want to know what qualifies us to write the kind of hard-hitting exposés and ground breaking investigative articles we put out? Fine. Just take a look at the impressive stuff below - you needn't bother even reading the text - the various images should impress you enough...

<< This baby wasn't purchased at no flea market! (we got it on eBay, along with these gold coin thingies on the right)

<<< What do you call that right there?? That's right, it's a friggin medal for Excellence in Journalism! And we have nominated ourselves for this prestigious award every year since our inception. Mark my words, someday we will have one.

The SPJ's stated mission is to promote and defend the First Amendment guarantees of freedom of speech and freedom of the press; encourage high standards and ethical behavior in the practice of journalism; and promote and support diversity in journalism. While the Enquirer doesn't necessarily agree with many of those ideals, we do like their logo.